Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen is a football game created by someone with no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game." Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way to the top, becoming the best at the football anyone has ever seen.

Behold the Kickmen delivers a deliberately absurd football career story that begins at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet. Players climb through a comic take on the sport with the goal of becoming football's greatest champion.